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Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Zen Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously...

A friend sent these to me...take heed all you banal-retentive intellectual tightwads!

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like, night.

3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

4.I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.

5. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

9 Remember, half the people you know are below average.

10. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

13. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

14. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.

16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

17. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

18. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!

19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

21. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

22. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...

23. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

24 How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

25. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously over looked something

26. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

27. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

28. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

29. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

30. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

31. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

32. What happens if you get scared to death twice?

33. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

34. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

35. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

36. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

37. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

38. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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# posted by gecko @ 6:30 PM

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39. When you see a list of of more than 7 items, read the first 3 and then skip to the last to see how the story ends.
Life is too short for long detailed lists.

# posted by

Paul G. : Tuesday, August 16, 2005 8:11:00 PM

Now, now, attention to detail is a prime military trait.

# posted by

gecko : Tuesday, August 16, 2005 10:33:00 PM

I like the one about how if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

I'll have to remember that. Thanks for sharing these, Gecko. :-)

# posted by

Sheryl : Tuesday, August 16, 2005 10:50:00 PM

Gecko, you are correct but
a) this is a civilian list
b) the directive of the list is
-"Zen Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously"

The list is too long to be Zen

# posted by

Paul G. : Wednesday, August 17, 2005 7:45:00 AM

Ah, zen you take life too seriously, no?

# posted by

gecko : Wednesday, August 17, 2005 12:12:00 PM

Oh, and thank you both for dropping by!

# posted by

gecko : Wednesday, August 17, 2005 12:13:00 PM

Move on. Nothing to see here...

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